The idea of seeing any member of One Direction in any sort of intimate situation is enough for us to make a noise that isn’t human. We’d immediately apologise for it straight after, don’t worry.

So get ready for some weird sounds people, as 1D are going to reveal “intimate moments” in their 3D film. *Hold us, hold us now.*

Speaking to Heat mag, Zayn Malik revealed: “It’s just going to be the stuff you don’t get to see, the day to day waking up in the morning, actually travelling.”

“Intimate moments,” added Louis Tomlinson. *We hope you’re holding us.*

Zayn continued: “To the places we travel, exactly those intimate night times, Louis, thank you.” (Yes, thank you Louis thank you forever.) “The bits you don’t see, the bits in between.”

To which Liam Payne explained that Directioners will get to see that they’re actually just “big d**kheads.” Beautiful.

So how are you feeling about the prospect of seeing the boys in 3D? Will you have to take a team of strong men along to restrain you when you try and climb into Harry’s nostrils?